He is 'The Wise One'. Allow me to introduce you to... Steve

After joining his friend Clint on a night out to The Hatchet, Steve was introduced to a bunch of lads that one would initially assume he didn't care much for, as Steve sat is silence for not only his first night in the realms of tom foolery, but for several successive evenings where his lips supped and his mind weighed up all those around him. This mysterious attitude was not to last long as once he had weighed, he was ready to cook (?!), showing those around that he could drink the bar dry without releasing even the slightest of dribbles, and partake in the odd act of silliness whilst retaining his cool.

Steve is predominantly a sensible lad. A chap that can manage to gain credibility through his presence alone and who would argue, as Steve is a Kung-Fu teacher and you wouldn't be two carrots short of a stew to liken him to David Carradine... Apart from the fact he is neither balding or a sh*t actor.

Steve has several tattoos that exhibit his rock n roll lifestyle. As stated above, he drinks like a fish, attract women like a kipper would a cat and headbangs to the likes of The Black Crowes. He even looks like an Indian, so you can't say fairer than that. Steve once ate an egg in the luxury of his own home that some would say was plain stupid as neither was it pickled or scotched, but who cares as everybody loves the Chief.. Let us learn a tad more about Steve, with answers from his very own lips.

Full Name: Steve Sawyers

Known As: Chief

Interests: Kung-Fu

Likes: Rock music & ale

Dislikes: Poodles

Favourite Song: Remedy - The Black Crowes

Favourite Film: Kung-Fu: The Legend Continues

Ambition: To attend the Munich Beer Festival

Perfect Woman: Rock Chick

Hero: Chris Robinson

Favourite Drink: Anything that is deemed an alcoholic liquid

Favourite Pub/Club: The Hatchet

Favourite Book: Anything by Mills & Boon

Who Do You Look Like: The bloke from Reef

Most Embarrassing Moment: Having a queue of men waiting to see his 'Prince Albert'

Favourite Saying: Hurry up, it's your round

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