He is 'The Suicidal One'. Allow me to introduce you to... Jit

After joining Natwest Bank at the tender age of 16yrs, it wasn't long before Jit was introduced to the world of ale, or should I in fact say "Snake-Bite", for despite initial poor excuses on why he shouldn't sup the forbidden liquid (I have to help my dad fit a carpet, I have to help my dad cut the grass and I have to wash the vacuum cleaner, but to name a few), Jit gave into temptation and hurried himself along into becoming an alcoholic. As Jits desire to attend social events increased, he made the decision to become a Smornette, thus allowing him to drink until he dropped, although openly admitting that "Vodka does not effect him" as he collapsed in his own vomit.

Some would say that Jit was the troubled one of the group, for if he is not attempting suicide, jotting poems of plight or listening to Coldplay, he would often be found twitching whilst led on a park bench. That said, Jit holds a loving nature about his person, wanting to kiss any woman that crosses his path. He was even once reported to have snogged a transvestite in Newcastle even though he was fully aware he/she enjoyed a good old wee whilst standing up.

Jit is an avid sportsman, enjoying a good old bike ride and jog whenever the need suits. In fact, Jit eloped to Exeter recently in order to avoid the trappings of self-indulgence and hasn't been seen since... Well, apart from The Hatchet where he was caught on camera having excused himself from a "Lads night out" due to the fact he was running a marathon?!

Full Name: Julian Arthur Henry Gilborson

Known As: Jit

Interests: Snow, women & snow

Likes: Snow & spending thousands of pounds on pushbikes

Dislikes: Being called Ginger tosser

Favourite Song: Waterfall - The Stone Roses

Favourite Film: BMX Bandits

Ambition: To have brown hair

Perfect Woman: Any America teen-movie star

Hero: Chris Evans, Ann Robinson & Ginger Rogers

Favourite Drink: Ginger Beer

Favourite Pub/Club: BMX Club (A cool place to share your bunny-hop skills)

Favourite Book: How To Fix a Puncture In Three Easy Steps

Who Do You Look Like: Mick Hucknall

Most Embarrassing Moment: Having my arse set on fire via a match & a can of deodorant

Favourite Saying: I'm strawberry blonde

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